So I'm gonna get suspended for kicking the shit out of a kid for making fun of and hitting/pushing a girl with special needs, and he's just gonna get an ice pack, band aids, and some tissues!!
Me and my little sister are going to Disney World this year and she was getting on my nerves because she was talking about it way too much. I decided it would be funny to tell her that Mickey Mouse was a murderer and now she's terrified to go, but it got her to shut up so I don't feel guilty.
