When I was 17 I went to this college party with some friends and made out with this really hot guy. Only to find out the following week that he was our new basketball coach...
I once saw a 10 years old boy with an iPhone 5s, suddenly appears a stray dog​​, the child ran away scared and dropped the phone. I took it and sold it on ebay for 550 dollars and then I gave the money to the homeless who owned the dog...
When I was in younger this guy would always bully me. He lives close to me, and last week, he got a brand new Cadillac. I felt great keying both sides of it.