I like to get into the email accounts of people I know. I found out a guy I know is using his girlfriend and she is just a side girl. I copied all the proof I could, made a fake email and sent it to her, and sent him a few emails too. I don't know what happened but I hope she dumps him and finds someone better. And that's the closest i've ever been to relationship. FML
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.
I hate riding in cars. I always have this fear that the car will explode or we will have a accident or something like that. I started having those fears after I watched Final Destination. #FML
I was home alone, so I got bored and went in my parent's medicine closet. I found a bottle that said 'juicy pineapple,' so I picked it up. I drank a little, and then i found out it was pineapple flavored lube. #FML