I get a lot of compliments from people saying I'm pretty and hot but who actually looks in the mirror and sees that for themselves? I have so many physical flaws, realistically. Who really likes who they are?
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.
One night my mom and I were staying at a Sunday house (a hotel/motel). At around 5:10 am I was the only one up and she farted really loudly, then she did it again even louder. A few minutes later we got a call from the front desk saying someone made a complaint about the noise coming from our room.
I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
Sometimes when I'm on "hot or Not" I filter it to only girls, and rate all of them as "Not", to bring their score down.