When I try to fantasize about hot guys all I see is naked ugly men… I don't know if that's a sign to stop thinking naughty thoughts but yup, that's my secret…
I keep in contact with all my ex's and girls who shot me down just so I can ruin their lives any way I can by giving them bad advice that seems good. I get a kick out of this.
My dad shot himself three years ago. When we found out we were all in shock. I was crying in my bedroom, my mom walked in and told me "it's all your fault" because i didn't go with them to the lake some days earlier. I think about these words every day.
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.
One time I got drunk, ran outside naked, went up to this hot guy and said "My boobs are marshmallows, feel them!".