When I was 10 I was playing with my brothers bebe gun and I shot the vase with my uncle's girlfriends ashes in it and blamed on the cat. We gave the cat away because of that.
I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
I saw a dog attack a kid in my neighborhood so from inside my house i shot the dog. No one knows where the bullet came from.
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.