My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. FML
My mum forgot the keys to the house. Had to climb over the gate, onto the roof and through a window in skinny jeans. I sprained my ankle walking down the stairs. FML
The first time I ever made out was at the age of 8. With my slobbering dog. (It was an accident). #FML
There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. FML
Yesterday, I went surfing with my girlfriend of four years. I wanted to propose to her. The $3000 ring fell out of my pocket and into the water. FML