One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #fml
The guy I love gave me an ultimatum to either move in or he would leave me and I didn't give him a quick enough answer so I found out 2 months later he got legit married. fml.
My friends convinced me to talk to my crush so I went over to go talk to him and I accidentally farted. It was really loud and stinky. fml
Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. fml
I hate riding in cars. I always have this fear that the car will explode or we will have a accident or something like that. I started having those fears after I watched Final Destination. #fml