My mom is pregnant with triplets. We just had a massive fight and she actually said to me, "Amber your dad left because he disowned you. I only had these kids to slowly, one by one, push you away. I never wanted you, your my little mistake."



Last year i went to my friend's house with my brother and her brother and we decided to go to some place. The next day i didn't remember anything and i was told that we all went to Las Vegas with my brother's car. I wasn't wearing the clothes i was wearing the day before and my friends hair was dyed purple. And there was a random cat with us. We just drove home and never said a word about it to this day... Oh, and we kept the cat.



I hate being a 90s baby. It seems that no one has any self respect anymore. Everyone is either a whore, trying to be cool, or just doesn't care. How can people look at themselves in the mirror? The future looks quite bleak from where I'm standing.



I farted during a test and I blamed it on the fat guy next to me. #mean #sorry



I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. Fml.


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