I always dance naked in my room with the curtains and the windows open, so the cute guy next door will see me.



My therapist asked me if I felt bad about my weight. When I said no, she looked surprised and said, "Why not?".



I pick my nose and stick the buggers under my school desk... I wonder if some other student will touch them doing the same thing.



Every time I walk in my parents room I punch the curtains. You know, just in case there is a burglar behind them. My parents want to take me to the therapist because they think i'm too paranoid.



I'm an only child and i've always wanted a little brother, but my parents didn't. A couple of weeks ago i poked some holes in my dad's condoms, and my mom is now pregnant. LOL


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