Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
Well... When I was smaller I used to talk to cars thinking they were actually Transformers or Decepticons lol
There's this older girl at my school who everyone thinks is a lesbian. Last year she cut her hair short, which is why. Secretly I started really liking her even though I don't know her. Last month I cut my own hair short. I still think she's absolutely adorable but I haven't had the nerve to say hi. Dunno if anyone picked up that I'm a lesbian, lol.
I work as a masseur in a spa, and when customers are pretty women, i pretend i'm gay, so i can touch them everywhere without them complaining. lol
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry