When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry



When I was little my family cursed around me. Once my dad was on the phone and called someone a mother****er. Not knowing what this word meant, later that night when my family was sleeping and I was wide awake, my dad walked into my room and I yelled, "SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER!". I was grounded for 4 weeks. #NotMyFaultHypocrite



When I'm home alone, even for just five minutes, I get a knife from the kitchen, grab a phone and lock myself in my room, just to feel safe. Anyone out there like me?



When I was 8 y/o I watched "I didn't know I was pregnant" and a lady gave birth while using the bathroom. Since that day when i go to the bathroom i'm scared.



Okay so last night I was at my boyfriend house. We were in bed sleeping and I had to fart really bad.. So I did what I had to do was best. I farted really loud and it smelled really bad, it actually woke him up and he look at me with a funny face. I told him he farted in his sleep and he was gross for doing it because it woke me up. Now I feel bad for blaming it on him, But oh well.


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