When I was in 6th Grade, I went to the toilet and was going to pee like a boy... I thought I was pretty good at it until some pee trickled down my leg...
And by some, I mean lots...
When I was 13 I texted my mom and told her I was pregnant. The problem is that i meant to say "practicing".
Every time I take a book in the library, I write the ending on the first page, so that I ruin it for everybody else after me. #lol #mean