So I'm deaf as of today. I just had surgery done earlier in the day to remove a rare cancer of the middle ear. Due to the spreading of the cancer I went deaf before I had the surgery, and I'm still deaf... Your life can't be so bad... At least you can still hear music, and the voice of a loved one. Be thankful for everything, it could be worse.
Once I was really horny and my older brother was having a sleepover with his cute best friend. While they were sleeping I used my bro's best friend's hand to rub my vagina. In the morning he said "what is this shit on my hand" and I told him I accidentally got glue on him... He knew I was lying about something. Until this day I still feel embarrassed whenever he looks at me.