My mom and I just moved into her boyfriends house. I think her boyfriend is SO cute. He came into my room one morning to use the bathroom because my mom was in the shower and he thought I was asleep so he didn't knock and I was just wearing a tee and a thong and he saw me. For a second it was awkward and he stared but then he shook his head and said sorry and went to use the restroom. I blew it :/
I sent a guy a pic of me in a bikini top. I said sorry if my ugliness shocked you. He said "no shock, I was expecting it". I think I might stay single forever.
When I was younger, I would lock my great grandma down the basement. Now I feel really bad that I did that and that I can't say sorry because she passed a few years ago.
I cut a hole in my giant teddy bear, and I have sex with it every day after school. sorry mr Patches!