When i was little, i was in love with the prince from Cinderella so i would pause the tv when there was his face and french kiss it for a few minutes, lol!
My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol
Every time i sit on the toilet i'm scared that a monster would come out and pull me inside, so i try to poop as fast as i can lol
Yesterday I taped life size pictures of Robert Downey Junior outside the windows to freak my family out, my dad saw it and fell on the floor scared to death! lol
I work in a drugstore, and whenever a kid comes in and awkwardly tells me he wants to buy condoms, I say it out loud enough so that everybody can hear it, to make him feel even more awkward. lol!