When I try to fantasize about hot guys all I see is naked ugly men… I don't know if that's a sign to stop thinking naughty thoughts but yup, that's my secret…
When I was little I thought tampons were fake bullets. Me and my friends would use slingshots and shoot tampons at each other and leave them all over the front yard.
I went to a bar and met a hot guy,made out with him, then came home to my loveless marriage. The guy was 26, I'm 42.
Yesterday, i got fired for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it, my boss just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't.
I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!