When my fiancè is not snoring in his sleep, I panic and have to check if he is still alive.



Three years ago I found a cellphone on the street. I looked for info to give it back but it was completely empty. My secret is that nobody reported it, so i've been calling for free the whole time! I kinda feel guilty for the guy that will have to pay a huge bill though...



If someone I don't like is approaching, I pretend i'm sleeping, no matter where I am and what i'm doing.



Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird



I have Aspergers syndrome, a form of autism. I have been depressed off and on throughout my life. I met this guy and we started a relationship I eventually told him about my Aspergers. He helped me through it and loved me. I was his first gf and he was my first bf. We are now married with 4 kids and have never broken up since we've been together.


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