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I am a kleptomaniac. For example, yesterday I stole over $150 worth of stuff from the local mall.

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My grandma died in January. I cut myself 22 times before she died. We were talking the night before she died and she made me promise to never cut myself again, now that's a promise I plan on keeping.

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When I was 5, I was in a social security office with my mom. Two masked men came in with guns and told everyone to get on the ground, but stupid me I thought it was fake and stood up on a chair watching them. One of them looked right at me. A lady grabbed me and held me to the floor. The two men beat up a security guard till his face was covered in blood. That lady saved me!

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Last night my boyfriend of four years took me to the best restaurant in town, because he wanted to celebrate his business promotion. My secret is that I wish he proposed to me. #love

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When I was 9 my cousins would pick on me, so I told them don't go to sleep. They didn't take me serious, so I tea bagged them the same night. Then i took pictures and sent them to all of their friends.