There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. fml
I don't know if it's worse that my girlfriend broke up with me through a text, or the fact that seconds later she said "sorry, wrong and number"... fml!
Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. fml.
I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. fml.