When I was 5 I used to live with my dad. One day when we were having a party. I saw a shot glass sitting on the counter and, since back then I didn't know what a shot glass was, I drank the whiskey that was in it. My dad came in with his friends and saw me but I couldn't stop laughing at the look on his face.
When I try to fantasize about hot guys all I see is naked ugly men… I don't know if that's a sign to stop thinking naughty thoughts but yup, that's my secret…
A conversation I had at camp:
Me: *laughs at a random thing*
Teacher: why are you laughing?
Me:no reason
Camper: I do that alot. I laugh for no reason at all. I'm weird like that
Me: that my dear isn't weird. Its called psychotic
The teacher yelled at me and made me apologize..
I can always find the sites and apps my husband uses to cheat on me with. He thinks he's so smart but I'm always one step ahead with plenty of screen shots to prove it.