When i'm alone on the school bus I put my earphones on and pretend i'm listening to music. Actually i'm collecting information about everybody when they think I can't hear them. Sometimes I blackmail them as well.
In ninth grade was we got a new girl in my class. Me and my best friend tossed a coin to determine who would have hit on her. I won, and after less than two months she became my girlfriend. Soon we will celebrate twenty years of marriage. Love, I love you so much.
I was in the bathroom one time and I was on my period so I had to use a tampon. When I was opening it, I guess it was loud enough for the little girl in the stall next to me to ask her mother why I was eating a snack in the bathroom. #periodproblems
