Once when I was 11 my cat came into the bathroom when I was taking a shower and I didn't have my contacts in so I thought it was a squirrel. So, of course, I screamed and my brother came running in and saw me naked. He told everyone at school I was flat chested. fml
One time in Science class, I was reading from out of the text book aloud and when I got to the word organism I said orgasm.. #fml
There is this guy. I really like him. So one day I put a note in his locker. The next day, a guy came up to me saying that he feels the same way. Turns out I was one locker off. fml
I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. fml.
One time me and my 21 year old brother went to Mcdonalds, the lady told us we were cute together. fml