One night, it was dark and rainy, and i ran over a fourteen years old kid. Now he is in a coma, and i later found out that he is an orphan. I go visit him every day, and nobody knows if he'll wake up or not. In the meantime my wife and i adopted him.



I've been told I'm an extremely attractive guy by my peers, I believe it too. But anyways one day I saw a girl crying in my school stairwell, I sat next to her. I honestly didn't know who she was; I've seen her before but we never talked. She cried on my shoulders, I noticed her self-harm scars. I kissed them,I told her she was beautiful and she should stop. We started talking after that.



Often times, when I'm alone, I enact situations that I either wish had happened earlier in the past or will happen in the near future. None of the things I say actually happen in reality. #fml #loser



I wish capes were still into fashion, they are just so amazing!



I recently dislocated my right wrist. All my friends make fun of me saying that i dislocated it by jerking off, sad part is that they are right..


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