I fell in the toilet when I was little and I started freaking out so I flushed it. I have no idea why i did that. lol
When I was 8 I though sex was toughing something while you here naked. So one day I got out of the shower and petted my dog. Butt naked. I hurried up and got dressed and went down stairs. I yelled to my mum and dad "Mom I just had sex!!". You should if seen the loom on their faces. #lol
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy
The guy my locker is right next to happens to look a lot like me and everyone thinks we are brother and sister. When everyone found out we were dating they freaked out and told everyone I was dating my brother. lol people are so dumb!