I once got really high and me and my friends decided to walk around town. I started freaking out and ran away. I woke up in the woods the next morning. #weird
Lately I have been trying to be more expressive, so now sometimes when I talk to myself in my head, I move my hands and arms around like I'm talking to someone else. #weird
When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.
When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. weird, I know.
Sometimes I pretend Morgan Freeman is narrating my life. Like "and then he got up and went to the bathroom" with his voice. #stupid #weird