Once when I was about 8, I found a small bag of cat treats that were shaped like hearts. I thought they were a new type of lolly and ate them all with out sharing. Afterwards I felt really sick so I read the back of the packet and they were made out of chicken liver!
Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
When I was little I had a best friend. You know how kids have secret handshakes? We had one, but it wasn't with our hands. We would touch our tongues together. We never thought twice about it. Today I know I am a lesbian. And I don't remember that girl's name at all. I wonder if she remembers, lol. Weird, I know.
When I was a in elementary school my teacher used to touch me. I thought it was perfectly normal until I told my mom and she freaked out, my teacher was arrested and I'm not even traumatized lol