When i was a freshman in college, i started a prank war with my friend. It became really serious, and he decided to print pictures of penises, and put them everywhere in my house and car. To this day i keep finding them.
When I was maybe 13, I had a pool party and there was this guy I liked, so I stuffed my swim top to make it look like I had big boobs. Unfortunately, I got pushed in the pool and all the stuff in my in my top came out...
I hate when guys take selfies. One of my guy friends has over 100 selfies of himself. So I decided to place a dildo in the background every time he takes one and to this day he hasn't notice yet.
I'm going to be 25 in August and I still love my stuffed animals so much that I ripped them all apart and sewed together an outfit for my boyfriend to wear to bed. Thankfully he loves me enough to put up with it. Just can't sleep without either the inanimate or the animated.
