One time I was in school and had to fart really badly. So I decided to fart in the hallway. Later I find out I had pooped my pants and my mother had to bring me clean clothes. #FML
I have had a crash on this guy since first grade, and after nine years I finally decided to move on. Last night I made out with his best friend at a party. He walked in on us and said that he was about to finally gather the nerve to ask me out that night... #FML
I just found out that the birthmark that I had my whole life on my shoulder is actually a fungus, that's been expanding since when I was little. FML.
I'm 38, having an affair with my boss, married to a cop, and have nightmares about my abusive parents. FML.
Once I told my mom I wanted to run away. She went and got a rolling suit case and offered to help me pack. FML.