Once I ate a whole plate of fries before going the mall, and puked in front of Abercrombie. You should have seen the models' faces lol.
Every time I take a book in the library, I write the ending on the first page, so that I ruin it for everybody else after me. #lol #mean
When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry
I'm in the closet, my boyfriend just thinks I'm not ready yet but the truth is I cheat on him with his 13 year old sister. #lol #cheating #lesbian
I was on a camping trip once, and I had to poop and I had to poop really bad. I found a bucket and pooped in there. Our instructor then announced that we had to find our own mud and plant a seed. Well, a boy found my bucket of 'mud' and used that. I never told anybody. #lol #sorry