I made out with my teacher, he's just so damn hot. Now of course I feel weird because he's married or whatever... but truth is, i like him so much!
When i was 14, i bought a waffle in a mall. As i was eating i felt something with a weird texture, but i kept eating it. After a few bites i felt something moving in my mouth. I had just eaten 2/3 of a cockroach. I never ate waffles again.
When I'm home alone, I sing as loud as I can, as long as I can, and as weird as I can. Then someone walks in.
I seriously hate my generation because kids think they can't survive without technology and their parents are so care free. Also, their parents don't moderate what they watch. They could be watching weirdoes twerk on tv and repeat what the weirdoes do. When I was a kid I played outside, played with barbies, and watched cartoons... what a shame.