When I feel like shopping but i'm broke, I rearrange the apps on my phone so it looks like I have something new.



I'm spending the night in a motel sunday because my wife is having a woman over for the night. #fml



So I'm deaf as of today. I just had surgery done earlier in the day to remove a rare cancer of the middle ear. Due to the spreading of the cancer I went deaf before I had the surgery, and I'm still deaf... Your life can't be so bad... At least you can still hear music, and the voice of a loved one. Be thankful for everything, it could be worse.



Once, two years ago, I ran into another class and yelled "Troll!! In the dungeon!!" and pretended to pass out. As my teacher was calling the ambulance, a girl in the class said "Fifty points to gryffindor!". To this day we are still dating.



I have cancer, and i'll die very soon. Yesterday i went to school and told my crush i loved him, he took me outside and kissed me. I don't wanna leave him.


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