On April 1st I decided to pull a prank on my mom, so I pooped in my 3 months old sister's diaper. My mom freaked out and took her to the pediatrician. lol
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher had to fix the pencil sharpener and when she went to squat down I saw a dragon tattoo from her back all the way to her butt. And I thought she was proper!lol
I put green food coloring in my girlfriend's shower head. She now looks like Hulk and refuses to go to work. lol!
My ex's girlfriend hardly knows me, but she hates me. Why? Because he talks in his sleep... And guess who's name he mentions? #lol
When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry