Just seeing her name on the screen of my phone makes me smile. I love her, but she'll never know...




When I use my computer, my cat runs up to the power strip, looks at me in the eyes, and hits the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often.




Last night I got so drunk I ate a steak. Not a big deal, except i've been a vegetarian for the past 5 years.




Whenever I watch The Lion King with my daughter and the song comes on, I can't help but lift her in the air and pretend she is the chosen one.




Three years ago I found a cellphone on the street. I looked for info to give it back but it was completely empty. My secret is that nobody reported it, so i've been calling for free the whole time! I kinda feel guilty for the guy that will have to pay a huge bill though...



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