When I was little I was too lazy to go to the bathroom, so I used to pee from my window. It was alright, because I lived in the country, until one day my dad walked by right as I was peeing. Not only I peed all over him, as I tried to avoid him I peed all over my bedroom.



I peed myself twice today. And I'm 19 years old. My cousins held me down and tickled me for an hour :(



I broke my leg jumping of the roof of my house with an umbrella. I guess it's time to stop drinking tequila for a while.



Once my step mom was drunk and we kissed. It was the best kiss i've ever had, and now I'm too afraid to tell her i love her because she is 42 and I'm only 17.



When I was young i broke my dad's phone by rinsing it under the sink. Then panicked, smashed it with a rock and threw the pieces in my brother's room. I told my dad that he broke the phone and looked like the good child.


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