I've cried almost every day since I was thirteen. I was infatuated with a boy in the 8th grade and I lied and told some of my friends we were dating secretly. Word got out, and I looked like a wierdo. He denied of course. I planned on riding that bitch until the wheels fell off. I guess they are starting to get wobbly. It kinda broke my pathetic heart. To this day I've never had a "real" boyfriend.



I'm in love with two different guys. I'm getting married next year to one and the other is his best man.



Once I was so drunk that I decided to take a shit on the hood of a car, because I thought it was extremely funny. The next morning I realized that it was actually my car.



I just realized that the only female that shows any sexual interest in me is my 60 years old neighbor.



One time, I went to the doctors because I was having morning sickness and I thought I was pregnant. When I finally went to the doctor he told me I was pregnant with a big smile. I was really happy, but then he quickly said "no I'm just kidding, you just have a stomach bug."


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