The guy working at the gas station last night thought I was homeless and paid for my chips and root beer. I think it's time to stop wearing pjs in public.



When i'm at the supermarket I like to put awkward stuff in other people's carts and see the cashier's reaction. #lol #sorrynotsorry



If someone I don't like is approaching, I pretend i'm sleeping, no matter where I am and what i'm doing.



When I feel like shopping but i'm broke, I rearrange the apps on my phone so it looks like I have something new.



When i'm in public I pretend i'm texting just to look busy, but actually i'm reading these secrets.


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