Last night my boyfriend of four years took me to the best restaurant in town, because he wanted to celebrate his business promotion. My secret is that I wish he proposed to me. #love



Today my son thought that having the flu is an excuse good enough to poop in a jar.



I just got my first tattoo. When I showed my boyfriend, he asked where I got the design. I told him I saw it in a sketch book of his. Apparently, he designed it for his last girlfriend, who got it in the same place. #omg



When my fiancè is not snoring in his sleep, I panic and have to check if he is still alive.



My father is against homosexuals. I have a 15 years old gay son and he told me to fix him. The problem is I can't... He is not broken.


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