Last night my boyfriend of four years took me to the best restaurant in town, because he wanted to celebrate his business promotion. My secret is that I wish he proposed to me. #love



When I was 19, I went to a club in Vegas, and met a girl. We had some sex, and later, left to get 'married'. I though those weddings were fake, and she'd forget. Nope, especially with twins.



Growing up I was constantly moving from place to place, and was always mentally and physically degraded by family and fellow classmates. I am now very shy and have low self esteem making it hard to find someone to love me. I'm not bad looking and have overall a good personality, but no one takes that chance. Doctors now think I might have lymphoma, so I might not get the chance for true love.



I hate when guys take selfies. One of my guy friends has over 100 selfies of himself. So I decided to place a dildo in the background every time he takes one and to this day he hasn't notice yet.



My wife walked out me and my son, so I cheated on her with one of her best friends. I think I would rather be mauled by a bear than deal with the guilt I'm left with.


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