I am 24 and still have to look at my hands to figure out left from right. It's extremely embarrassing.




I met my soulmate too early. I'm young and I still want to enjoy the flirtatiousness of being single, but I refuse to let a good guy go.




Even though I'm a breastfeeding mother I still sneak out for a cigarette.




When I was a teenager my buddies, and I used to sneak up on stray cats, and kick them on boring summer nights.




One time, when I was 4 or 5, me and my brother and sister were having a tea party. I got mad at them, so I said I was getting lemonade and I really just peed in the teapot and put sugar in it. They drank all of it.



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