Last night I got so drunk I ate a steak. Not a big deal, except i've been a vegetarian for the past 5 years.



My mother in law once walked in in me when I was completely nude. She stopped and stared at me for a minute, then smiled and closed the door slowly. #lol #imsexy



I spend most of my time alone. Outside of work, I have no hobbies that can keep my interest for a long time. Life is pretty boring and I just don't see the point in it. No, I'm not going to do anything stupid. I just feel like I'm missing out on the party and when I try to bring others into my life, they only wind up making me recede more.



I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.



I'm married and I keep cheating on my husband. Sometimes I feel guilty, but I can't help it... He has no idea, but i've cheated on him with seven different people. It feels good to let it out.


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