When I use my computer, my cat runs up to the power strip, looks at me in the eyes, and hits the power switch, turning everything off. She does this quite often.



I've cried almost every day since I was thirteen. I was infatuated with a boy in the 8th grade and I lied and told some of my friends we were dating secretly. Word got out, and I looked like a wierdo. He denied of course. I planned on riding that bitch until the wheels fell off. I guess they are starting to get wobbly. It kinda broke my pathetic heart. To this day I've never had a "real" boyfriend.



I am a nanny and sleep with both my bosses (the mother and the father). Funny thing is they have no idea that they are cheating on each other with me.



In 8th grade I made a bet with my bestfriend. I had to date my math teacher's daughter. Next month we are celebrating our 10th anniversary.



One time I was walking down a street in a bad part of town and I saw a homeless man getting beaten by some kids. I was too afraid to go tell them to stop, but at least I called the police, and luckily they were nearby!


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